把小白兔惹急之后


　　我的一个表姐因为星期天要加班，表姐夫那天去考驾照，就把5岁的儿子闹闹送来我家，请我帮忙照看{yt}。我怕闹闹不听话，特意去市场给他买了只可爱的小白兔，闹闹问我兔子吃什么，我就告诉他吃胡萝卜和一切绿色蔬菜。看闹闹和兔子玩得很高兴，我就去看书了。
　　　兔子一会儿就吃完了胡萝卜，闹闹就去冰箱里找绿色蔬菜。谁知我家冰箱里只剩下一些朝天椒是绿色的。闹闹就把辣椒掰碎了喂兔子。
　　兔子拒吃，闹闹非要它吃不可。小白兔被逼急了，双脚乱蹬，就把铺在窝里的细砂蹬到闹闹眼睛里。闹闹忙用手去揉，可他的手是辣的，立刻疼得大哭起来。我在书房听到他哭得异常惨烈，忙跑出来问他怎么了。他用手捂着眼睛，不停地哭喊：“兔子踢我，兔子踢我。”
　　我以为兔子真的踢在他眼睛上，吓得要命，心想要是有个闪失，我如何向他父母交代？忙跑去打120　这时门铃响了，开门一看，是老弟的同学。我没空招呼他，又跑回去安慰闹闹，却不留心踩到一块他乱丢的西瓜皮，头撞上门框，一下子晕了过去　老弟的同学慌忙拨打120，然后想起军训时学的一点急救知识，跪在地上，要把我抱起来。正在这时，老弟回来了，一见这种情景，以为他同学要非礼我，就拿起老妈的一只尖底鞋，照着那个倒霉蛋的脑袋就是一下子，血立即涌出来。等老弟冲进厨房拿刀时，他的同学一边试图解释，一边拼命向楼下跑。此时，楼下的王奶奶听到惨叫声，忙从防盗门的窥视孔里向外看，只见一个人满脸是血地往下跑，老弟举着刀追在后面，吓得立刻打110报警。本来她就有点轻微中风，这一惊慌，手脚更不利索，一下子坐到地上，正压到小猫尾巴上。小猫嗷的一声蹿出去，把熬汤的锅给撞翻了，火苗乱窜。王奶奶顺手拿起一瓶水就倒过去，谁知里面装的是老伴偷偷藏的二锅头。于是，他们全家人一边救火，一边拨打119火警。老弟的同学拼命逃跑时，正与迎面上楼的急救医生撞到一起。由于双方都很急，滚成一团，摔下楼梯。这时，老弟的同学才向他解释清楚一切。可是两个医生却摔断了胳膊，我苏醒过来后，忙又给表姐和表姐夫打电话。表姐正在喝水，听到消息，一口水噎在嗓子里，立刻翻起了白眼。她的同事忙打120；而表姐夫听到消息，开着车疯狂地向我家赶来，连闯三次红灯。此时，我家楼下已汇集了两辆救护车，两辆消防车。消防员正要打开消防栓，表姐夫的车已猛地开过来，一下子就撞在上面，立刻水流成河，他再一打方向盘，又撞到刚开来的警车上。而后面，几个骑着摩托的交警正飞驰而来，再后面，是市政设施抢修车。据统计，光救护车就出动了五辆。我叫来一辆，老弟同学叫来一辆，两个受伤的医生叫来一辆，表姐的同事叫了一辆　　
　　您说还差一辆？别急呀，表姐夫不是开着人家驾校的车回来的吗？车里的老教练吓得心脏病复发，不也得再叫一辆吗？
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Listen to the tape then answer the question below.
听录音，然后回答以下问题。
What incident began the series of traffic accidents?

　　We have all experienced days when everything goes wrong. A day may begin well enough, but suddenly everything seems to get out of control. What invariably happens is that a great number of things choose to go wrong at precisely the same moment. It is as if a single unimportant event set up a chain of reactions. Let us suppose that you are preparing a meal and keeping an eye on the baby at the same time. The telephone rings and this marks the prelude to an unforeseen series of catastrophes. While you are on the phone, the baby pulls the tablecloth off the table, smashing half your best crockery and cutting himself in the process. You hang up hurriedly and attend to baby, crockery, etc. Meanwhile, the meal gets burnt. As if this were not enough to reduce you to tears, your husband arrives, unexpectedly bringing three guests to dinner.

　　Things can go wrong on a big scale, as a number of people recently discovered in Parramatta, a suburb of Sydney. During the rush hour one evening two cars collided and both drivers began to argue. The woman immediately behind the two cars happened to be a learner. She suddenly got into a panic and stopped her car. This made the driver following her brake hard. His wife was sitting beside him holding a large cake. As she was thrown forward, the cake went right through the windscreen and landed on the road. Seeing a cake flying through the air, a lorry driver who was drawing up alongside the car, pulled up all of a sudden. The lorry was loaded with empty beer bottles and hundreds of them slid off the back of the vehicle and on to the road. This led to yet another angry argument. Meanwhile, the traffic piled up behind. It took the police nearly an hour to get the traffic on the move again. In the meantime, the lorry driver had to sweep up hundreds of broken bottles. Only two stray dogs benefited from all this confusion, for they greedily devoured what was left of the cake. It was just one of those days!

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　　我们大家都有过事事不顺心的日子。{yt}开始时，可能还不错，但突然间似乎一切都失去了控制。情况经常是这样的，许许多多的事情都偏偏赶在同一时刻出问题，好像是一件无关紧要的小事引起了一连串的连锁反应。假设你在做饭，同时又在照看孩子。这时电话铃响了。它预示着一连串意想不到的灾难的来临。就在你接电话时，孩子把桌布从桌子上扯下来，将家中{zh0}的陶瓷餐具半数摔碎，同时也弄伤了他自己。你急急忙忙挂上电话，赶去照看孩子和餐具。这时，饭又烧糊了。好像这一切还不足以使你急得掉泪，你的丈夫接着回来了，事先没打招呼就带来3个客人吃饭。

　　就像许多人最近在悉尼郊区帕拉马塔发现的那样，有时乱子会闹得很大。{yt}傍晚交通最拥挤时，一辆汽车撞上前面一辆汽车，两个司机争吵起来。紧跟其后的一辆车上的司机碰巧是个初学者，她一惊之下突然把车停了下来。她这一停使得跟在后头的司机也来个急刹车。司机妻子正坐在他身边，手里托着块大蛋糕。她往前一冲，蛋糕从挡风玻璃飞了出去掉到马路上。此时，一辆卡车正好从后边开到那辆汽车边上，司机看见一块蛋糕从天而降，紧急刹车。卡车上装着空啤酒瓶。成百只瓶子顺势从卡车后面滑出车外落在马路上。这又引起一场唇枪舌剑的争吵。与此同时，后面的车辆排成了长龙，xx花了将近一个小时才使车辆又开起来。在这段时间里，卡车司机不得不清扫那几百只破瓶子。只有两只野狗从这一片混乱中得到好处，它们贪婪地吃掉了剩下的蛋糕。这就是事事不顺心的那么{yt}！