Today, it was my mother's birthday. I wanted to be nice this year, and give her roses, chocolate, and a book of tips on how to stay young. She yelled at me for accusing me of thinking she's an old wrinkly granny. So much for being nice. FML
今天是我妈的生日,为了表示孝心,我给她送了玫瑰、巧克力和一本《如何永葆青春》的书,我妈看到后大怒,质问我是不认为她是个又老又丑的老太婆。FML