Aries Aries
mother often told: "can not swing when wearing a skirt; otherwise, will be seen inside a small boy underwear Oh!"
One day, Frankie excitedly to her mother, said: "Today I Xiaoming game swing, I won! "
mother angrily said:" not told you? Do not swing when wearing a skirt! "
Aries proudly:" But I'm so smart Oh ! I put inside small panties off, and so he can not see my little panties up! "
(brave outspoken, aggressive aggressive Aries)

Taurus
Sell melon hawkers: "Come and eat watermelon, not sweet and not money!"
hungry Taurus: "wow! great, the boss, to a non-sweet!"
(housekeeping, like they show consideration for their own derailment Taurus)

Gemini
both mother called up: "Hurry up! cocks are applauded a few times!"
both said: "The cock crow, and I have anything to do? I'm not a mother Chicken! "
(strong self-awareness, self-thinking Gemini)

Cancer
bus, crab crab said:" I want my mother to sleep tonight! "
mother asked : "You will marry a wife and mother also slept A?"
crab crab without hesitation: "ah!"
mom asked: "how do you wife?"
crab crab like a long time, that : "easy to handle, let her sleep with the father!"
mother :"!@#$%?&*( ... ... - "
look at my father, had tears friends!
( Oedipus complex,, attachment of Cancer)


Lion Leo the lion to go to grandma's birthday. to eat when life package, lion lion asked: "Why do we eat such as the butt of life package? "
everyone heard her face became pale.
then poke the lion lion life package, look inside the red bean paste,, said:" Grandma, look! there is also defecate! "
halo everyone faint, vomit spit.
(self-feeling eyes are not afraid of other people's pride of lions)

Virgo
everywhere on the navel is very curious, he asked his father.
dad fetus and the mother the umbilical cord attached the truth Simply put a little, said: "After the mother left the baby, the doctor cut the cord off, and a knot, and later became the navel."
everywhere: "the doctor Why not make a bow? "
(curious they would pursue the perfect virgin)

Libra
father every day, said:" Do not go to school today, last night ... your mom and had two brothers. you give the teacher said what on the line. "
every day replied:" Father, I am only gave birth to a; another, I want to keep next week when not to say! "


days? Block
?? just fell asleep, called a mosquito bite.
catch him up mosquitoes, but not how to drive out. no law, they pointed to the mosquito,, said: "Well, you do not out me out!" punching out of the room, the door shut the strict proudly said: "Well! I do not come in tonight, you starve to death is not non- ! "
(do not understand, do not follow the common sense out the license Scorpio)
Sagittarius
radio radio:" Dad, why do you have so much white hair? "
Dad:" Because You naughty,, so dad had a lot of white hair Ah. "
Radio Radio: ... ... (the confused)
Radio Radio:" Grandpa, why are all white hair? "
father:! #$%?&*( ... ...
(like thinking of shooters)

Capricorn
day, Frankie took to the streets with her mother; to go on the road,, suddenly began to rain. < br=""> mother pulled Frankie hands, said: "The rain, fast forward run Ah!"
Aries slowly ask: "It does not rain in front of woven!?"
(too lazy to understand the reality changes in goat)

Aquarius
Bottle asked her mother: "Ask them what their ancestors called Mr. Jiang for the『 』?"
mother said: "Because 'ancestors' is dead the call. "
Bottle said:" That is not to the death of the grandmother called A milk 』?"
(natural alternative, brains, and ordinary people do not always think the same bottle)

Pisces
father fish is always hungry to do about a child.
after listening to tearful eyes fish is very sympathetic to ask: "Oh, Daddy, you just could not eat come our family do? "
(rich in abundant compassion, regardless of the situation object Pisces)