1.   You can't always get what you want.
2.   Everybody lies.
3.   Dying people lie too.
4.   Even fetuses lie.
5.   People don't learn. People don't change.
6.   Everybody's great when they're half-dead.
7.   Everything's conditional. You just can't always anticipate the conditions.
8.   We can live with dignity, we can't die with it.
9.   Mistakes are as serious as the results they cause.
10.  God doesn't limp.
11.  Read less, more TV.
12.  Words can hurt you know.
13.  Ideas are not soda cans. Recycling sucks.
14.  Idiots are fun! No wonder every village wants one.
15.  Overall, drug addicts are idiots.
16.  I'm world famous now. Press won't leave me alone.
17.  It's NEVER lupus!
18.  My life is just one horror after another.
19.  I asked you what two plus two equals and a day later you tell me, 'Not twenty-fi
20.  First, 'Hector does go rug' is a lame anagram. Want a better one for Gregory Hou
21.  If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic.
22.  You're dying.
23.  You idiot! / You moron!
24.  You're fired!
25.  Happy go to hell.
26.  I love you.
27.  I'm sorry!
28.  Tonight, L Word marathon.
29.  Oh my God! You're sleeping with me!
30.  Don't blame me, blame my gender.
31.  You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
32.  I like Cuddy. Or parts of her.
33.  You know how they say, "you can't live without love"? Well, oxygen is even more important
34.  I'm too handsome to do paperwork
35.  Interview? You test drive a car before you buy it; you have sex before you get married. I can't hire a team based on a ten minute interview. What if I don't like having sex with them?
36.  If you're considering grabbing my ass, don't start anything you can't finish
37.  I teach you to lie and cheat and steal...and as soon as my back is turned, you wait in line?
38.  You let her greedy fingers right into my cookie jar. Which, sadly, is not as dirty as it sounds.
39.  People don't change. For example, I'm gonna keep on repeating 'people don't change
40.  Mom's body is like an intricate German metro system. All the trains run on time
41.  The drugs don't make me high, they make me neutral
42.  Gotta go-building full of sick people. If I can hurry, maybe I can avoid them
43.  Listen, I saved his life. That means I get credit for every life he saves from here on out.
44.  (about the Hippocratic oath) The one that starts, "First, do no harm", then goes on to tell us: no abortions, no seductions, ?.? Yeah, took a read once. Wasn't impressed.
45.  I asked you what two plus two equals and a day later you tell me, 'Not twenty-five."
46.  I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits
47.  You get married at twenty; you're going to be shocked who you're living with at thirty
48.  Another reason I don't like meeting patients. If they don't know what you look like, they can't yell at you.
49.  You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to quit thinking.
50.  To do what I always do in these situations. Treat my patient behind his back and make him better.