SONG Dan-dan: not a good day, and also a lot of room, and not throwing the early and careful Do not let the people to lock the.

Zhao Benshan: married to a doubling, children can not suffer a lapse of two years was also the World Expo, I can buy a house you have to queue up!

SONG Dan-dan: buy a house rather than owner-occupied, the total would like boom, earning the ordinary course of events on the stop, it is regrettable that always unrestrained greed. Housing collapse careful you have nowhere to hide, capital loss to be light ahead.

Zhao Benshan: This year,撑死bold and timid starved to death, compensation is for self-occupation, is to make the恶炒. Even if you stop at no evil murderous rationale to俩钱abuse, there’s a good thing to you!

SONG Dan-dan: This day could not have, and my son, ah, on weekdays in good dialectical to say, very upset recently, as his mother looked at the苦脸feel very sad over the first!

Zhao Benshan: big sister, the干啥frown?

SONG Dan-dan: Big Brother, indescribably, and my son, no less read the book, a lot of money to make a profit,娶个老婆柳眉杏眼, Health粉皮嫩脸son, family life is its boundless music. The first half to buy more than one million sub-suites, the whole family to tighten the pants to repay the loan, who wanted things are unpredictable Fengyun mutation units with poor performance, but also laid off, the whole family to see a doctor youngest eat, here banks follow buttocks reminder. My son is not thinking appetite for food and drinks, I watched it the old bones can move, I would like to earn a little money to his son shared. Brother, you can be a big talent, you get to live I do not it?

Zhao Benshan: a young man of her incomparable Secret Love,瞧不上I怎奈her eyes, now has non-Armon year, real estate sub-let me挺直腰杆, determined I would like to provide a temporary relief, and then God Lulu also老脸kind. Big sister, you do not hesitate. Tell me, do you want做啥work, look at me to introduce you to one.

SONG Dan-dan: big brother, I do not know that you点啥ah. Ah the early days, I face is沉鱼落雁, to stop people heap that is glittering (Zhao Benshan: it is fish!). On the past, to be a star of what are very loud. Alas, it is now set which you can see what the guests for months and I do not think!

Zhao Benshan: leave it on your face this ah, but also welcome it? You take a look at your face褶子than Lecanosticta also close, you put that station on a welcoming song!

SONG Dan-dan: Brother, you咋能this remark?伤自尊, and go!

Zhao Benshan: big sister, do not, I do not sincerely. You say that you are competent at what level?

SONG Dan-dan: other, think, by the way, Big Brother, do you remember that year do not want to ah, I have a beautiful appearance in addition, there are profound meaning, a silver tongue overcharging is can be argued that, if you look at what I have become a public relations are not appropriate?

Zhao Benshan: first love trouble at the moment, big忽悠the mercy of the charity, this idea in mind to fight a two-turn, with the result that the idea of change. Big sister, so be it, you contact your older sisters, fine meal × × in front of queue to buy a house. A 50 day money.

SONG Dan-dan: big brother, but also to buy a house ah? Our son to be a suite of our death, but also to buy ah? Brother, you are happy then I ah?

Zhao Benshan: big sister, ah, let you to be cheating in order to frighten people to buy a house, met no one that bought their own homes, but also said the price rise can not stop, in the final you say that it is the news from the inside!

SONG Dan-dan: Big Brother, this is not child care is it? This is not the throat people?咋能like this?

Zhao Benshan: big sister, you look at you, you have to say that I ah outdated thinking, a man that can not be honest. Brother I’ll give you refer to Article Ming Road, on the sets of dragging on to others. Looking for the opportunity to throw the house quickly跑路, deceiving others to buy a house is the first step!

SONG Dan-dan: never thought, ah, did not expect that (Zhao Benshan: yesterday’s?), you changed, you sounds like that the case? How do you think was a good honest young ah, even though you and I met晚了一步may be tall for many years the image of your total walk in my dreams, my son was small I will give to him, I say you赵叔ah, Although the old lady face shoehorn step, but he is honest integrity learned, that is, your ideological godfather! But you, you are so I am quite disappointed! This is to啥啊? Alas, nothing, nothing, you better image in my mind the twinkling of an eye on the disappearance of a trace, it gently away, do not take a scalp!

Zhao Benshan: big sister, big sister. . . . . . Heart and always simple, too good, not yours to stop reluctantly. Continue忽悠!

Chinese version:赵本山宋丹丹愁眉苦脸话买房 大忽悠也有苦难言

宋丹丹：天也不好了，房也不少了，还没抛的趁早了，小心别让人给套牢了。

赵本山：结婚的要翻倍，生孩子的不能受罪，再过两年还有世界博览会，我看买房呀，还得排队！

宋丹丹：买房不是自住，总想一夜暴富，按说赚点就该止步，奈何贪心总是无度。小心房崩了你藏身无处，本钱赔光了要先走一步。

赵本山：这年头，撑死胆大的，饿死胆小的，赔的是自住的，赚的是恶炒的。哪怕你伤天害理无恶不作，给俩钱儿，就有给你叫好的！

宋丹丹：这日子没法过了，我那儿子啊，平日里擅辩能言，最近却十分心烦，为娘的看着他的苦脸，心里头相当的难过不堪！

赵本山：大妹子，干啥愁眉苦脸的？

宋丹丹：大哥，别提了，我那儿子，书没少念，钱不少赚，娶个老婆柳眉杏眼，生个儿子粉皮嫩脸，一家人生活是其乐无边。上半年买套房子一百多万，全家人勒紧了裤子偿还xx，谁曾想世事难料，风云突变，单位里效益不好，又要裁员，全家老小要看病吃饭，这边银行跟着屁股催款。我那儿子已经是不思茶饭，我瞧着这把老骨头还能动弹，想赚点小钱给儿子分担。大哥，你本事可大了，你给俺找个活干吧？

赵本山：年轻时对她xx暗恋，怎奈她对我瞧不上眼，如今阿蒙已非当年，炒房子让我挺直腰杆，下决心我要雪中送炭，再咱样也要露露老脸。大妹子，你别客气。你说说，你想做啥工作，看看我给你介绍一个。

宋丹丹：大哥，我那点啥你还不知道啊。想当年啊，我那张脸是沉鱼落雁，往人堆里一站那是金光闪闪（赵本山：那是鱼鳞！）。放在过去，作个明星啥的都十分扎眼。唉，现如今你看搁哪作个迎宾啥的我也不嫌！

赵本山：拉倒吧，就你这张脸啊，还迎宾呢？你瞅你一脸褶子，比松针还密，你搁那一站就一迎客松！

宋丹丹：大哥，你咋能这样说话呢？伤自尊了，走了！

赵本山：大妹子，别，我不是诚心的。你再说说，你还能干点别的啥？

宋丹丹：别的，想想，对了，大哥，你还记得不想当年啊，我除了拥有美丽的外表，还有着深刻的内涵，一张三寸不滥之舌更是能说会辩，你看我当个公关啥的合适不？

赵本山：初恋情人眼下落难，大忽悠本该施恩行善，这念头在脑子里打了两转，结果是想法有所改变。大妹子，这样吧，你联络一下你那些老姐妹们，吃完饭没事去××门口排队买房。{yt}一个人50块钱。

宋丹丹：大哥，还买房啊？我们家儿子一套房都要了我们老命了，还能买啊？大哥，你那我开心啊？

赵本山：大妹子啊，让你们去是滥竽充数，为的是把买房人吓唬，碰见谁都说买了自住，还要说房价涨势不能止步，在{zh1}就说是消息来自内部！

宋丹丹：大哥，这不就是托儿吗？这不是吭人吗？咋能这样呢？

赵本山：大妹子，你瞧瞧你，要说我啊你思想落伍，做人那不能这样忠厚。大哥我给你指条明路，上套了就要把别人拖住。找机会抛了房子赶紧跑路，骗别人买房是{dy}步！

宋丹丹：没想到啊，没想到（赵本山：咋的？），你变了，你咋变成这样了呢？想当年你是多么正直的一个好青年啊，虽然你我相识晚了一步，可多少年来你的高大形象总在我梦里散步，儿子小时候我就给他讲，我说你赵叔啊，虽说是鞋拔子脸老太太步，可他是学识渊博正直忠厚，他就是你思想上的教父！可你，你是让我相当的失望!这是为了啥啊？唉，罢了，罢了，你美好的形象在我脑海里转眼就消失的无影无踪，它轻轻的走了，不带走一片头皮！

赵本山：大妹子，大妹子。。。。。。心黑总是简单，从善太难，不是你的就别再勉强。 继续忽悠！

2007-08-28