海绵宝宝  spongebob

章鱼哥   squidward

蟹老板  Mr. crab

海绵宝宝对章鱼哥说(语素超快)：章鱼哥，章鱼哥，章鱼哥，章鱼哥，章鱼哥...(章鱼哥一脸缺氧状-_-|||)当我们说什么都别碰的时候意思就是什么都别碰！ 



嗨！嗨！嗨！女士们水母们，你们曾经注意过盐灌吗？我是说你们每天晚上都把它装满，我的意思是它它它....们到哪去了呢？啊？啊?啊！你知道我再说什么吗？ 



为什么换灯泡的时候要两个以上的松鼠？为什么？因为他们太傻了！ 



你们听说过金鱼破产的事吗？现在变成了彤鱼！ 



如果说我们着盛产什么，那就是手指的力量！ 



海绵宝宝：因为我生活在水下，所以我{zfh}水动力结构！ 还有好多好多 ~~~ 



Sponge baby brother said on the octopus (morpheme ultrafast): octopus Colombia, Costa Rica octopus, octopus Colombia, Costa Rica octopus, octopus Columbia ... (Columbia octopus-like face hypoxia -_-||| ) When we say do not touch anything when the means do not touch anything! 



Hi! Hi! Hi! Ladies and jellyfish, you have noticed salt irrigation it? I am saying that you have it filled every night, I mean it .... have it where it gone? Ah? Ah? Ah! Do you know what I say it? 



Why is the time to change light bulbs more than two squirrels? Why? Because they are too silly! 



You have heard of bankruptcy goldfish do? Tong is now the fish! 



If we say that what we are rich, and that is the strength of your fingers! 



Sponge baby: because I live in the underwater, so I best hydrodynamic structure! There are a lot better ~ ~ ~



1：这是一根神秘的绳子！（海绵宝宝花了几百年时间去追求派大星的秘密。结果//其实派大星不笨哦~哈哈） 

2：我看不见我的额头！（卖彩色汉堡前派大星对海绵宝宝说的话） 

3：我被传染了~丑了！（口气，那集整整笑了我2个多小时哈哈哈哈~我认为最经典的一集)

4：再很久很久以前，有一直丑陋的企鹅！他张的很丑，他丑的把所有人都丑死了！（狗屁不通的一句话在派大星嘴里变成了{wd}的笑话！笑的我脸都歪了！眼泪直流。。

5：啊！粉色的！ 啊！！黄色的！！

你还是在乎我的。。。5555海绵宝宝我们在也不打架了！！

（一起走出拳击擂台后）嘿~朋友！我的内裤买的时候是白色的~哇哈哈哈哈~~~笑死我拉！！

6：什么东西是大大粉粉的？你的朋友派大星~~~~（穿着海绵宝宝的裤子来找海绵宝宝玩~~~那集海绵宝宝考驾驶又没考上。。）

7：我的糖呢？我的糖不见了！！（嘴边沾满了巧克力大声的吼着） 

实在是太多了关于派大星的笑话！我一时间说不完但是可以肯定！我爱这只粉粉的星星已经不可自拔！派大星万岁~~ 

派大星真好~~~派大星是最最最伟大的粉色失败者！有他的世界整个世界都是美好的~ 

派大星也可以噢~~

1: This is a mysterious piece of string! (Sponge baby spent a few hundred years time to the pursuit of big stars to send secret. Results / / In fact, to send big stars不笨Oh ~ ha ha) 

2: I can not see my forehead! (Selling color in Hamburg before the big stars of the sponge to send your baby to say) 

3: I have been infected ~ ugly! (Tone, it sets a whole, I laughed more than two hours ha ha ha ha ~ I think the most classic episode)

4: another long, long time ago, there have been ugly penguins! Zhang He's ugly, ugly, he's the ugly all dead! (Shit does not make sense to send a word in his mouth into a big sing invincible joke! Laugh I turned the distortion! Tears DC.. 

5: ah! Pink! Ah! ! Yellow! ! 

You still care about me. . . 5555 sponge baby we do not fight! ! 

(Together with the ring out of boxing after) a friend Hey ~! My underwear is the time to buy white